Tuesday, November 06, 2007

The Sexxxy Supper Club, Amsterdam



THIS is a sensual dining experience if i've ever had one! The concept is that everyone lies on white beds whilst eating 5 courses over a period of 5 hours. There's specially chosen music and visuals to manipulate the mood over this period to make you feel amazing as all your senses are tickled and tantalised. It's the contemporary version of a Greek orgy. Well, maybe, without the group sex part...
Plus there's the very effervescent boys and girls (and mixes of the two) who serve you whilst bending over as often as possible in micro-mini dresses so you can catch a glimpse of their sensual regions...
There was a blond vixen-like viola player who looked like Aimee Mullins in Matthew Barney's Cremaster Cycle 3 who played beautifully and energetically before trying to shoot us all down. Very Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

And there are masseuses who flit around.. it certainly is the Garden of Heavenly Delights.
It is a HOT concept and I highly recommend it. Especially recommended is to go with a new gorgeous lover that you have just met, and who is interesting (this is key). The bed idea perhaps in Amsterdam does not work well as people smoke and then get tired and as we all know, being too stoned is not good for feeling and being sexy (red eyes and a dry mouth are not very sensual). Having a table instead means you have to stimulate each other mentally over the 5 hours whilst the physical build-up is left to fester and explode later...perhaps in the bathroom or the after- club downstairs...

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